ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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