we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Randomize
