On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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