don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Rumble strips road head = magical
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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