You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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