It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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