Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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