when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
This is my gift to your gina
MIDGETS
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I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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