Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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