Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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