thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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