I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
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