you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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