just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I just blew my weed a kiss
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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