I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Naked. naked and bneed help.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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