After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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