You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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