butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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