I accidentally had phone sex last night
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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