cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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