There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
