They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
No I am not eating basil off your cock
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Oh god it's open bar.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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