Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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