Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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