you would pick up someone in the library
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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