found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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