love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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