OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
