i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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