Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Randomize
