i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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