Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
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