no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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