well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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