So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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