I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
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