Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I need to align my fucking chakras
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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