So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
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