omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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