i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
True strength comes from lack of pants
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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