I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
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