It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Randomize
