You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
