I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
there is glitter all over my balls
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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