omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
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