I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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