My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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