new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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