Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
