The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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