My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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