He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
handjob tips. give me some.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
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